Quartermaster Gifts

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Supply and demand.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Soldier dragging tins around

Leak in the fish tank.

I love Basketball.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Jokes machine.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Bat out of Hell

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Backdoor

"Another goldfish...?"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Seaside Aquarium

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Tropical Cow Tank

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Thanks TSA

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Great idea, Pete!'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'Regional cuisine again?'

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"