Quip Master Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the quick-witted individual? Our collection for quip masters showcases playful, sharp, and humor-infused products that celebrate their creative spirit. Whether they love clever comebacks or witty remarks, find the ideal item to make them smile.

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"I know they're dead. That's why they're cheap."

"I know they're dead. That's why they're cheap." mockup

"I know they're dead. That's why they're cheap."

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Backdoor

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"Roger, everything reminds you of sex." mockup

"Roger, everything reminds you of sex."

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Bat out of Hell

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'No, no, I'm Water Cooler Carl of the Snappy One Liner. You want Copy Machine Mike of the Flip Remark.'

'No, no, I'm Water Cooler Carl of the Snappy One Liner. You want Copy Machine Mike of the Flip Remark.' mockup

'No, no, I'm Water Cooler Carl of the Snappy One Liner. You want Copy Machine Mike of the Flip Remark.'

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Jokes machine.

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Sage and Onion

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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Evolution Exam Results.

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Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire. mockup

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

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Zenemies.

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Yoga.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Guru.

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Quiz for dogs.

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Good Luck!

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer." mockup

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"Show off."

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"How'd I do on the test?"

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'This duck call works too well.'

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!' mockup

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

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'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?' mockup

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias. mockup

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

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"Hoarder."

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Quip Master Gifts Collection

Quip Master Mugs

Discover our full range of clever mugs perfect for the quip master. Excellent for keeping their witty remarks front and center during coffee breaks.

Quip Master Pillows

Find the perfect witty pillows that add personality and humor to any room. Great for the home of a genuine quip master.

Quip Master Prints

Browse our selection of clever prints that celebrate humor and wit. Ideal for the creative and humorous in your life.

Quip Master T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the quick-thinking and humorous. Perfect for making a statement with a touch of humor.