Quill Maestro Gifts

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Do me next."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

A Tit for Tat.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Streaming"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Jokes machine.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Bat out of Hell

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."