Quartermaster Prints

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Quartermaster. He's not marching efficiently - reboot him.

Supply and demand.

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Soldier dragging tins around

Leak in the fish tank.

I love Basketball.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'This duck call works too well.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Jokes machine.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Bat out of Hell

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Backdoor

Seaside Aquarium

Tropical Cow Tank

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Another goldfish...?"

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Thanks TSA

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

'Great idea, Pete!'

Fishing in the aquarium.