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The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Orchestra.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

No Bruch!

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Violinist.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Lord of the Strings.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Double Bass.

Niccolo Paganini

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

People vs. Talky

Bad Violinist.

The Violin Artist

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

Space Orchestra

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

Cellists do it an octave lower

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Conducting a blue bird.

Playing the Puppet Strings

Violinist