Qa Master Gifts

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Remote control wars.

Jokes machine.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."