Question Masters Gifts

'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Historical memory is on life support.

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

I love being right.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

Children's questions

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."