Question Masters Gifts

'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

I love being right.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

Investing 101 Acronym Test.