Qa Master Pillows

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Jokes machine.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Remote control wars.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Smart Arse"

The Mom quiz show

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."