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"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."

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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

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Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

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'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

I love being right.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

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"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."