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"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

I love being right.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"