Question Master T-Shirts

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions.

Society for Asking Stupid Questions

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

You really like asking questions, don't you?

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"I always say there's no such thing as a stupid question, but..."

"Psst, Marjorie, am I allowed to answer the question, 'Where do babies come from?'?"

"Asks a lot of questions" Venn Diagram

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"For someone who`s supposed to know all the answers, he asks a lot of questions."

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

Questions Online

"First it's the capital of Vermont, then it's six times seven, then it's when did the Civil War start--She is the NOSIEST woman I've ever met!"

Question Mark

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Employee Questions.

Tim Russert.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

The tunnel of why

Historical memory is on life support.

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Spot Quiz....

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!