Couch Potato Jokes Pillows

To be really healthy, I think it would take more than switching beers...

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Campaign 2016

It's hammerhead time

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

"There's the remote!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'