Couch Potato Chuckles Pillows

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

It's hammerhead time

Campaign 2016

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

"There's the remote!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

The "staring back at you" channel

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

Success Without Effort

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the remote."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Tommy move, I can't see the screen.'

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'