Couch Potato Giggle Pillows

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Campaign 2016

It's hammerhead time

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"There's the remote!"

You're only as old as you feel!

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

'Let me know when you find it difficult to speak.'

Bottleopener.

'He's only hired to do the run. I still do the cool down.'

'-and you hate sleeping alone-well,there's a coincidence!'

"My doctor told me if I wanted to loose weight I should start using the stairs instead of the elevator!"

I love Horror Films

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"All this swearing and violence."

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

'I didn't think channel surfing was enough, so I decided to add web surfing to my exercise regimen.'

"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."

'Watch with Whoever.'