Couch Potato Chuckler Pillows

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

"Getting tired from riding the escalator up may be a good indication that you're out of shape."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."