Couch Potato Chuckler Gifts

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

"Getting tired from riding the escalator up may be a good indication that you're out of shape."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'