Couch Potato Giggle Mugs

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Campaign 2016

It's hammerhead time

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"There's the remote!"

You're only as old as you feel!

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

'Let me know when you find it difficult to speak.'

Bottleopener.

'He's only hired to do the run. I still do the cool down.'

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"My doctor told me if I wanted to loose weight I should start using the stairs instead of the elevator!"

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

'-and you hate sleeping alone-well,there's a coincidence!'

I love Horror Films

"All this swearing and violence."

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

"It's me me me with you all the time."

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

'I didn't think channel surfing was enough, so I decided to add web surfing to my exercise regimen.'

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."