Joyful Couch Potatoes Pillows

You're only as old as you feel!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Homo Zapiens

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"I see a couch."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

It's hammerhead time

Campaign 2016

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'