Joyful Couch Potatoes Pillows

You're only as old as you feel!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Unconditional Loveseat

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"I see a couch."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

It's hammerhead time

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Campaign 2016