Couch Potato Humorists Pillows

The Canadian tax payers will pay for everything.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

The "staring back at you" channel

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Success Without Effort

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the remote."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."