Cosmic Guide Gifts

Baldo the Explorer takes to the high seas in search of fame, adventure and cities of gold. But he soon is off course. He turns to the stars for guidance.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

ET Mishap

Butterflies

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

God's Sticky Notes

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Enlightened Cursing

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'