Cosmic Guide Mugs

Baldo the Explorer takes to the high seas in search of fame, adventure and cities of gold. But he soon is off course. He turns to the stars for guidance.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

ET Mishap

Butterflies

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

God's Sticky Notes

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Enlightened Cursing

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.