Guides Gifts

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

ET Mishap

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa