Guiding Gifts

Born leader

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Brownie Points

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I want to be a Jockey."

Counselor.

"Booby Traps!"

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'My mother made me apply.'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'