Guidance Gifts

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Great coaching is about sharing an understanding of where your coachee is trying to get to...

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Gurus charging for second opinions.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

"We've met before, you were on my left shoulder once more."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Brownie Points

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Counselor.

"I want to be a Jockey."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Booby Traps!"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Hard morning, Pastor?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"