Guides Pillows

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

ET Mishap

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tourists and their Pets.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'