Guide Pillows

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

"'Round these parts, you'd be plum crazy not to use a reliable search injun."

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

You are here.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

A hunter blaming moving grass for him missing a deer

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Culture Saturday

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