Native Guide Gifts

"Sorry, Guv, I don't cross the Orinoco this time of night."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

ET Mishap

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Monkey-artist

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Fishing direction sign.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry