
"Sorry, Guv, I don't cross the Orinoco this time of night."
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"Sorry, Guv, I don't cross the Orinoco this time of night."
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
"Well, isn't that embarrassing."
'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'
Butterflies
ET Mishap
'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Flyfishing for dummies.
'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'
Monkey-artist
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher
'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).
"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."
'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'
"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."
"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."
"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."
Fishing direction sign.
"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers
Fish Posting No Fishing Sign
'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'
"All the celebrities come here."
"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"
"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"
'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'
'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
'it's the last bite that worries me.'
I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
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