Native Enthusiast Gifts

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Right Here

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Birthday anticlimax.

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

A dreary maypole

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."