Native Enthusiast Pillows

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Right Here

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"Hey, I like this town!"

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

A dreary maypole

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."