Cosmetic Surgery Humorist Gifts

'To be honest I hope you will be able to prove my suspicions wrong.'

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

Kelly is saving up for the other one.

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Elephant nose jobs

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Doctor in a cake

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Pinocchio has a nose job.

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Plastic surgery is a scream.

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

'It's a routine operation.'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

"Of course, with hindsight it was probably a mistake to perform my own facelift."

Next! (liposuction specialist)

Surgeon using hover mower

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."