Nose Surgery Humorist Gifts

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'