Nose Surgery Humorist Gifts

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Tooth fairy

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Current location

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Pinocchio has a nose job.

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

The New Age Dentist.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Plastic surgery is a scream.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'