Cosmetic Surgery Humorist T-Shirts

'To be honest I hope you will be able to prove my suspicions wrong.'

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

Kelly is saving up for the other one.

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Doctor in a cake

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

'It's a routine operation.'

Next! (liposuction specialist)

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

"Of course, with hindsight it was probably a mistake to perform my own facelift."

Surgeon using hover mower

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

'She's definitely had work done.'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

Surgical mittens, an idea whose time has not come.