Cosmetic Surgery Jokers Gifts

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Pinocchio has a nose job.

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Next! (liposuction specialist)

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

Chicken Breast Implants

'Stick...'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

'Looks like Helen had some work done.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'

'Not hard to see who had the cheaper plastic surgery, is it!'

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

'I have a complaint about my bill.'

"Believe it or not, but that's me before I had plastic surgery!"

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal the secret of my success."

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

'I always said those implants were dangerous.'