Curious Cosmetic Jokesters Gifts

"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will reveal the secret of my success."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'Silicone implant ward.'

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

'She's definitely had work done.'

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Do you have health insurance ?

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

'Spread it on, lick it off.'

"Now wash your hands again"

Phwor! Fishnets!

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

'To be honest I hope you will be able to prove my suspicions wrong.'