Convenience Gourmand T-Shirts

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

TV Chef Cooking Range

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Capturing a Cook

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"I'd like seconds!"

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."