Culinary Convenience Seeker T-Shirts

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

LAY ZEE FUK

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Chef De Party.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

The Food of Shame.