Convenience Cuisine Lover T-Shirts

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce