'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'
Convenience Food Enthusiast T-Shirts
Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that shout out their passion for quick bites and tasty treats. Perfect for casual outings or relaxed weekends.
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
LAY ZEE FUK
"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce
'I sent out for everything.'
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
I love Cannelloni
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"
The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
Pop Top Ice FIshing
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.
"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."
TV Chef Cooking Range
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'
"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'
Soup
What's really in junk food...
Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!
Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.
"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"
Church Drive-Thru.
Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'
TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.
''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'
To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.
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