Convenience Gourmand Mugs

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Just one more choccy...

TV Chef Cooking Range

A London gent abroad

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"I'd like seconds!"

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'