Simplistic Gourmand Mugs

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Just one more choccy...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

A London gent abroad

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Capturing a Cook

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."