Commitment Issues Humorist Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the commitment issues humorist? Our collection blends comedy with creativity, offering humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the funnier side of avoiding commitment. These clever designs are ideal for those who love to laugh at their own quirks and bring humor into everyday life. Whether for a friend who’s pioneering the art of commitment-phobia or for yourself to add some levity, our products offer a perfect blend of wit and personality.

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'Deep down, I don't think I'm ready.' mockup

'Deep down, I don't think I'm ready.'

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'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!' mockup

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

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'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

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'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....' mockup

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

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"Yes ... no!"

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'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.' mockup

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

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'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.' mockup

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

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'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?' mockup

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

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Various Traps.

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'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.' mockup

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

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'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...' mockup

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

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"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Are there any available upgrade options?" mockup

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

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'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?' mockup

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

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'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.' mockup

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

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"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married." mockup

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

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'I thought Lobsters mate for life.' mockup

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

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'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.' mockup

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

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'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.' mockup

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

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"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!" mockup

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

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'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.' mockup

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

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"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again." mockup

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

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"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff." mockup

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

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'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!' mockup

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

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"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?" mockup

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

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'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?' mockup

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

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"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit." mockup

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

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'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!' mockup

'My client is fine with the nuptial agreement except for section 7a, non parole period!'

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'Is this a trick question?'

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'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.' mockup

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

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"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out." mockup

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

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"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!" mockup

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

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"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready." mockup

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

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"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband." mockup

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

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'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!' mockup

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

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It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues. mockup

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

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Commitment Issues Humorist Gifts Collection

Commitment Issues Humorist Mugs

Discover more mugs designed for commitment issues humorists. Perfect for those who enjoy starting their day with a smile or sharing a laugh over coffee.

Commitment Issues Humorist Pillows

Find more humorous pillows for commitment issues humorists. Ideal for adding a fun touch to any sofa or bed with witty designs.

Commitment Issues Humorist Prints

Browse our selection of humorous prints that celebrate commitment phobia in a fun and artistic way. Perfect for decorating a humorous space or office.

Commitment Issues Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for commitment issues humorists. Great for casual wear and showcasing a playful attitude toward commitment.