Comedically Inclined Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the comedically inclined philosopher? Explore clever and humorous products that combine philosophical insights with a dash of wit. Perfect for thinkers who love a good laugh, our collection features items that are both thought-provoking and amusing, making gift-giving a delightful experience for any mind fond of clever humor.

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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Biofelineism

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!' mockup

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

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"To be or not to be."

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant. mockup

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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Zoo: No Hunting.

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"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?" mockup

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

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'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.' mockup

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister." mockup

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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Genetic Fingerprinting.

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'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.' mockup

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

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'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...' mockup

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

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'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?' mockup

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

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"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am." mockup

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

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I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill... mockup

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

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"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language." mockup

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

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'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.' mockup

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.' mockup

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

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Monkey Business College

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"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space." mockup

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

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"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late." mockup

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

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"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!" mockup

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.' mockup

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

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"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?" mockup

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

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'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.' mockup

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

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"What fly?"

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'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!' mockup

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

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"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!" mockup

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

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Comedically Inclined Philosopher Gifts Collection

Comedically Inclined Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring humor and philosophy, perfect for anyone who loves a clever and amusing twist during their coffee break.

Comedically Inclined Philosopher Pillows

Discover humorous pillows that add personality and wit to your living space, ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh with their philosophy.

Comedically Inclined Philosopher Prints

Browse our humorous prints that combine philosophy and comedy, perfect for decorating your favorite space with a touch of cleverness.

Comedically Inclined Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our range of witty t-shirts designed for the philosopher with a comedic edge. Bring humor into everyday attire and showcase your clever side.