Comedic Scholars Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines intelligence with humor? Our collection for comedic scholars offers witty, clever items perfect for academics who appreciate a good laugh. Whether they're university professors, students, or avid readers, these playful gifts bring personality and charm to any scholarly setting. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the fun side of knowledge and research. Gift something that makes them smile while honoring their love of learning.

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SOCIOLOGY 101, 'I think I preferred the old 'true or false' tests to these new 'politically correct or politically incorrect' ones.'

SOCIOLOGY 101, 'I think I preferred the old 'true or false' tests to these new 'politically correct or politically incorrect' ones.' mockup

SOCIOLOGY 101, 'I think I preferred the old 'true or false' tests to these new 'politically correct or politically incorrect' ones.'

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"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it." mockup

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!' mockup

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.' mockup

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Zoo: No Hunting.

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.' mockup

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister." mockup

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager." mockup

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

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"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?" mockup

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

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Genetic Fingerprinting.

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'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...' mockup

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

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'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?' mockup

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

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I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill... mockup

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

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'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.' mockup

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.' mockup

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!" mockup

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

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Monkey Business College

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'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.' mockup

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

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Pop up begger.

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"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded." mockup

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

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"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman." mockup

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

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"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space." mockup

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

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'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.' mockup

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

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"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?" mockup

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

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"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!" mockup

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

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Tree growing

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'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.' mockup

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

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The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist. mockup

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

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"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"I expected to see some politicians in there!" mockup

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

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Comedic Scholars Gifts Collection

Comedic Scholars Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for witty scholars — perfect for adding humor to morning routines or coffee breaks.

Comedic Scholars Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring humorous scholarly quotes — perfect for adding personality and comfort to any room.

Comedic Scholars Prints

Browse our prints showcasing witty academic humor — ideal for inspiring and amusing your favorite intellectual.

Comedic Scholars T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the funny side of academia — great for students, teachers, or anyone who loves clever humor.