Comedic Geniuses Gifts

"Thanks for coming, this was just a social experiment."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Shampoo.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

X-RAY

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"I'll explain later."