Comedic Geniuses Pillows

"Thanks for coming, this was just a social experiment."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Shampoo.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

X-RAY

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"I'll explain later."