Comedic Equestrian Gifts

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Jumble Sale

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Riding School Accidents

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Holy S**t!'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

If you think your pony is ailing.