Comedic Horse Lover Gifts

Riding School Accidents

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

A Tongue Stud.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

The Horse Races

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

The Last Thing Out.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Giddy-up dinner."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

The end is neigh

The Centaur of Attention.