Comedic Equestrian Pillows

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Jumble Sale

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Riding School Accidents

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Holy S**t!'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Model's aspirations

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

If you think your pony is ailing.