Comedic Dinner Disaster Lover Gifts

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'How was the snapper, sir?'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

An Energetic Susan.

"Gesundheit!"

"How is everything?"

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"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

'Will there be anything else, sir?'

"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."

"Not here,sir - I suggest you try the church next door."

"Waiter, there seems to be a toupee in my soup."